Tough Love Advocate Gifts

"You haven’t earned this."

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

"If you tell a lie mummy won't love you anymore

Desk bins: 'You're Breaking My Heart,' 'Oh, Poor Baby,' 'Get OVER it,' 'Tough Beans,' and 'Cry Me a River.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"You can always count on me."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Love for the family

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Love

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

"And this is my life support system."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

You, Me, Still Me

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

Love is Love