Tough Love Advocate Gifts

"You haven’t earned this."

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

"If you tell a lie mummy won't love you anymore

Desk bins: 'You're Breaking My Heart,' 'Oh, Poor Baby,' 'Get OVER it,' 'Tough Beans,' and 'Cry Me a River.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"You can always count on me."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Domestic Pardners

"And this is my life support system."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love for the family

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

Love is Love

Father's love

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

Valentine's Day