Tough Talker Gifts

Macho talk from down in accounting.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Bin Inspector

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Man with many tattoos.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'