Tough Talker Mugs

Macho talk from down in accounting.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Bin Inspector

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Did you order takeout?"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

Man with many tattoos.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"He was a real fan of recycling."