Mindful Monk Mugs

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'Try and get my good side.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Be Healthy

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Gene Therapy

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Hoarder."