Mindful Mystic Pillows

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Be Healthy

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Gene Therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

It's A Breeze