Mindful Soul Gifts

There once was a person who planted a seed

'He understands me, he understands me not...'

"Oh, great! -- You bozos made me forget what I was meditating about!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Rodin's Thinker.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Is this who I am?"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"You've been served."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

The Sensitive Dude.

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Late-Onset Epiphany