Meditative Soul Gifts

"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."

The yoga class.

'Elaine, Elaine... we're doing the child's pose today, not the fetal position.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

"But then again, without blissful forgetfulness, where would we be?"

"I see you decluttered."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Where your mind & battle are los

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Counting ribs

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Dog yoga

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Be Healthy

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Try thinking about something else."