Serious-minded Soul T-Shirts

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Is this who I am?"

"I know. I miss him, too."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

It's the thought that counts!

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

"Did I miss something?"

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

Life is just four letters...

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

Moral compass 2003

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'