Spirit Of Seriousness T-Shirts

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Nervous Student

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Thomas Carlyle

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

Obama in schools.

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Start of the school year

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Back to School.

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

Congregation

Pirate Schools

School Open.

"That's my son."

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

She's been teaching too long!

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

'Be carfeul! This is a tough school. The debating team has a criminal defence attorney to do the talking for them.'