Spirit Of Seriousness Gifts

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Back to school.

"So, what do you do for play?"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Nervous Student

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Thomas Carlyle

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

Obama in schools.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

Start of the school year

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

Back to School.

"That's my son."

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

School Open.

Pirate Schools

Congregation

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

She's been teaching too long!

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"