The Thoughtfully Serious Gifts

"You guys are too happy. Can't you see that society is about to explode in a rage of social injustice.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Dad, what is peace?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Capital

It's the thought that counts!

Meds Toast

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Evolution of Man

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

The thinker.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'What's it all about?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

The Diary

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

The Slips of Capitalism

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

I wonder if they can think...