The Thoughtfully Serious T-Shirts

"You guys are too happy. Can't you see that society is about to explode in a rage of social injustice.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Dad, what is peace?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Capital

It's the thought that counts!

Meds Toast

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

The War Against Imagination

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Evolution of Man

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

The thinker.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'What's it all about?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

The Slips of Capitalism

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

Hmmm...I wonder what "The Thinker" is thinking? Hmmm...I wonder if the "The Dancer" has more fun?

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

The Diary

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."