Thoughtful Critic T-Shirts

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

Expensive Bird Feeder

Evolution of Man

The Slips of Capitalism

Capitalism

'Look at those silly people, working their tails off only to have their company pensions wiped out!'

'Consumer society'

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

George Orwell

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Movies vs. Films

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Capital

The Human Condition

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Mom's Mortuary

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

The War Against Imagination

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

Minimalist Art

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"You forgot his tail."