Thoughtful Critic Pillows

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

Expensive Bird Feeder

Evolution of Man

The Slips of Capitalism

Capitalism

'Look at those silly people, working their tails off only to have their company pensions wiped out!'

'Consumer society'

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Capital

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

The Human Condition

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Mom's Mortuary

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

Minimalist Art

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"You forgot his tail."

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?"

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"