Thoughtful Commentator Pillows

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Take my coffee—it's worth five dollars."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Capital

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Chess on TV

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

The Human Condition

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

The United States of Amazement

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'