Shy Soul Gifts

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Introverted Chair

"I'm something of an introvert myself."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Monster Horrorscopes

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

No Man is an Island

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'I hate networking.'

"This is not about Schmidt – it's about you."