Shy Soul Gifts

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Introverted Chair

"I'm something of an introvert myself."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Monster Horrorscopes

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

No Man is an Island

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'I hate networking.'

"This is not about Schmidt – it's about you."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'