Silly Souls Gifts

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"It's true: no more burpees."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Introverted Chair

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Dog Statue

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

'I'm good. How are you?'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

'Simpler Times Ahead'

Grandparents Anonymous

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Joker in jail

Man on his way to heaven passes a sign "Heaven" up "Street Theatre" down

Extrovert/Introvert.

Walking Cane Romance

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Egg Tattoos