Quirky Souls Gifts

Egg Tattoos

Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Joker in jail

Man on his way to heaven passes a sign "Heaven" up "Street Theatre" down

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I beg to differ."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Tree with Drain Pipe

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."