Quirky Souls Prints

Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Joker in jail

Man on his way to heaven passes a sign "Heaven" up "Street Theatre" down

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

Bald man with a brush on his head

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Tree with Drain Pipe

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

How to avoid a heart attack.