Saintly Souls Gifts

'I'm good. How are you?'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Tiny Visions

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"You've been served."

Lovers

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Cat Romance

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Dog Statue

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"The lost password department's that way."

"Her boyfriend must really love us."