Saints Gifts

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'

Tiny Visions

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

St. Elizabeth of Thuringia

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Next World Tours

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'I'm good. How are you?'

"The lost password department's that way."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

Beato Romero

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

Christmas 2020

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

Holy monk.

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'

That's okay --- Nobody would get in if we included cheating on diets.

Things to do in the area.

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"My mom and dad don't have a magic flying sleigh."