Saints Supporters Gifts

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Tiny Visions

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Meet Santa's entourage

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Football supporters.