Saintly Supporter Gifts

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Saint Christopher

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Halo Frisbee.

St. Elmo's fired.

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Meet Santa's entourage

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Please Give

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Santa's Second Stringers.

'They think I can walk on water.'

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."