Saintly Supporter Prints

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Saint Christopher

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

Halo Frisbee.

St. Elmo's fired.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Please Give

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'They think I can walk on water.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"