Saints Pillows

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'

Tiny Visions

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

St. Elizabeth of Thuringia

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Next World Tours

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'I'm good. How are you?'

Beato Romero

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"The lost password department's that way."

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Christmas 2020

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

Holy monk.

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

"My mom and dad don't have a magic flying sleigh."

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Visiting Santa

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

Christmas 2020

"You have a mask?"