Santa Believers Pillows

'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'

"I don't believe in you. Besides, if you'r real, why do you need to worry about retirement investments? Aren't you timeless?"

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

'Sorry kids...no ponies or guns this year. My liability insurance doesn't cover me in delivering that stuff!'

'Have you been a good boy?'

"Santa, I want a boyfriend who has a pony."

"Hello, roadside assistance?"

Christmas 2020

"My mom and dad don't have a magic flying sleigh."

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

This Sleigh carries no recalled Chinese toys.

'You said you didn't believe in Santa Claus!'

Father Christmas.

Dear Santa, Please can you make certain that my parents are exposed to numerous advertisements for the following list of toys. . .

"Have you finished your wish list to Santa?"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'

Dec. 24. Off duty. Sure, we would have gotten better mileage tonight without it, but all the starting and stopping was just part of the job.

"Santa's workshopping"

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Punk Reindeer

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog