Santa Follower Pillows

Lost santa and reindeer.

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

Rudolph's Mask

"Brought you a coffee. This could take a while."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Meet Santa's entourage

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'