Santa Follower Gifts

Lost santa and reindeer.

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

Rudolph's Mask

"Brought you a coffee. This could take a while."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa's Helpers

Meet Santa's entourage

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."