Modern Santa Follower Gifts

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Pole dancers

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Lost santa and reindeer.

Santa's elevator

Text Santa

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"It's all part of the new normal."

For Santa's Drone

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

Boy Clause

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Rudolph's Mask

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Holiday Greetings

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'