Modern Santa Follower T-Shirts

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Pole dancers

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Lost santa and reindeer.

Santa's elevator

Text Santa

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

For Santa's Drone

Rudolph's Mask

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

Boy Clause

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Holiday Greetings

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"I've gone to drone delivery."