Santa Followers Gifts

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Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hot Tub Frosty

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'