Santa Believers Gifts

'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'

"I don't believe in you. Besides, if you'r real, why do you need to worry about retirement investments? Aren't you timeless?"

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

'Sorry kids...no ponies or guns this year. My liability insurance doesn't cover me in delivering that stuff!'

'Have you been a good boy?'

"Santa, I want a boyfriend who has a pony."

"Hello, roadside assistance?"

Christmas 2020

"My mom and dad don't have a magic flying sleigh."

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

This Sleigh carries no recalled Chinese toys.

'You said you didn't believe in Santa Claus!'

Father Christmas.

Dear Santa, Please can you make certain that my parents are exposed to numerous advertisements for the following list of toys. . .

"Have you finished your wish list to Santa?"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Santa's workshopping"

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Punk Reindeer

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Meet Santa's entourage