Believer In Santa Gifts

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"Has he been yet, Dad?"

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

'My dad, says you're not the real Santa. He said, you're just some fella off the dole.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Punk Reindeer

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Santa CGI Effect

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

The Reindeer Strike

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."