Santa's Confidant Pillows

"I'm a dick but I don't want to be seen as one."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.