Santa Believer Pillows

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'Rice cakes?! I guess somebody only wants educational toys this year!'

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

"The premium is high because you did over two million miles last year.'

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

"Of course Santa is real, with real shipping and supply problems. Your presents are going to be late."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'I know I was bad today, and you know I was bad today, but you won't tell Santa, will you?'

Santa waiting for Children to get to Sleep

Retirement

Of course I still believe in Santa Claus. He's a Facebook friend!

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

"Well yes, I'm an Arctic Wolf, but sorry, I've never come across Santa's workshop..."

"So you can write your letter to Santa. That's why you need to learn the alphabet."

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

'Santa's stuck on our street!'

'Don't be silly dear..You don't believe in Santa.'

Sign Santa is growing older: 'Ah, Donner, Dancer...the one with a red nose...'

'Welcome' mat laid for Santa in the fireplace.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Bad Santa.

'Sorry darling, my friends and I also looked Santa's Workshop when we were kids but never found it...'

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

"He asked if I made good grades. I knew there'd be a catch."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"It's Santa, we don't have a chimney, so he's trying to get in through the central heating duct."

'He said yes to everything. He's not as bottom line as Dad is.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Santa Claus

"He's been!! He's been!!"

"13,457 Playstations, 234,987 copies of Fifa 2021 and a full tank of unleaded."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"