Santa Lover Pillows

Happy Christmas 2020

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

Cranston called in sick ... said he's got the 'Bah, Humbug'.'

May your christmas be full of good cheer.

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

"No one wants a skinny Santa my ass!"

"Missing elf"

Ho Ho Ho.

Santa uses reindeer parts.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Santa with a mobile made from presents.

HoHoHo!

A drunk Santa holding beer and cigarette.

Santa Present Golfing

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Christmas Tree

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'