Santa Lovers Pillows

'Santa hated delivering presents to the rough end of town'

Individual snowflakes painting by Santa.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa LOL.

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

Sometimes I think the commercialisation of Christmas has gone a bit too far.

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'