Santa Claus Lover Pillows

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

Godzilla Auditions For Store Santa

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"I don't believe in you!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

NSA is coming to town.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'