Santa Claus Parody Admirer Pillows

Santa eating a reindeer.

Claus 2.0

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Hugh fans!"

"I don't believe in you!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Don't forget to come back."

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Pope's blessing.

Santa relaxes by Fire

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"