Santa Claus Parody Admirer Gifts

Santa eating a reindeer.

Claus 2.0

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Hugh fans!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I don't believe in you!"

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"Don't forget to come back."

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Santa relaxes by Fire

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Pope's blessing.

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

Men/Women/Santa.