Santa Claus Impersonator Gifts

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Unemployment office: Dec. 26th.

Claus 2.0

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I don't believe in you!"

Yo ho ho!

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Bee costume

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

It's more than a mike!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'Trick or treat.'

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"If you need anything just wink."

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Santa relaxes by Fire

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"I want my job back."

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'