Sacred Parody Admirer Pillows

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

How about going easy on the carbs

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Hugh fans!"

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'