Sacred Parody Admirer Mugs

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

"Hugh fans!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Hot cross buns

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'