Sacred Satire Enthusiasts Mugs

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Christian and Born again Christian...

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Church restrooms

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Self raising Lazarus.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Holy water cooler moments

'It was a split decision.'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"Is there anybody there?"

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'I miss the evildoers.'

Basic Theology

Angel learning to fly...

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Not now, Lord!'

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"