Lovers Of Satire With Sacred Twists Mugs

'I don't trust this hotel's manager. We better go back to the manager we saw a little while ago.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Jack in the box on strike.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Self raising Lazarus.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Coping with Normalcy

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Holy water cooler moments

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Monk confessing to a devil.

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

The Second-to-last Supper.

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'Dear Sir. Not much a letter, is it?'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

God has an attack of vertigo

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.