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'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Christian and Born again Christian...

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Church restrooms

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Self raising Lazarus.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

'I miss the evildoers.'

". . . and now, the weather."

Angel learning to fly...

'It was a split decision.'

Basic Theology

'Not now, Lord!'

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

Holy water cooler moments

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"Is there anybody there?"

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water