Sacred Humor Lover Pillows

"That's our new church mascot."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Please take your receipt!'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"T.G.I.F."

Baby Bird

"In heaven there are no trees."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

"The dove must be back."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water