Sacred Humor Lover Pillows

"That's our new church mascot."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Please take your receipt!'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"T.G.I.F."

"In heaven there are no trees."

Baby Bird

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Pope Benedict at Easter

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"The dove must be back."