Saintly Humor Lover Pillows

St. Elmo's fired.

"That's our new church mascot."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"T.G.I.F."

"In heaven there are no trees."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Pope Benedict at Easter

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

Priest

Church Spire

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

"I regret believing in reincarnation."

'I was an overachiever.'

"They hold up my halo!"

'Hey! You! Yes, You! I read in a yoga book that I, too, am God... So watch it!'

'Pig flu??!'

"Don't sit under the Bodhi Tree with anyone else but me."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'