Saintly Humor Lovers Pillows

"Normally, we just assume that our seminary candidates are of good character."

"That's our new church mascot."

St. Elmo's fired.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"T.G.I.F."

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

Pope Benedict at Easter

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...

Church Spire

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

Priest

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'

'That's St Joseph. He's the patron saint of baby aspirin.'

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"They hold up my halo!"

'Pig flu??!'

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

"Don't sit under the Bodhi Tree with anyone else but me."

'Hey! You! Yes, You! I read in a yoga book that I, too, am God... So watch it!'

'I was an overachiever.'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

"And one more thing: you don't get to pardon yourself."

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

Saint Peter using a security screening.

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.