Saintly Humor Lovers Mugs

"Normally, we just assume that our seminary candidates are of good character."

St. Elmo's fired.

"That's our new church mascot."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"T.G.I.F."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Pope Benedict at Easter

Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

Church Spire

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

Priest

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

'Hey! You! Yes, You! I read in a yoga book that I, too, am God... So watch it!'

"They hold up my halo!"

"Don't sit under the Bodhi Tree with anyone else but me."

'Pig flu??!'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'I was an overachiever.'

"And one more thing: you don't get to pardon yourself."

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

"Let's get to know him. He's being fast tracked to sainthood."

Saint Peter using a security screening.